tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71594945228062605662024-03-05T01:07:39.601-08:00No name lige pt.Så altså, basically ligger jeg mit liv på nettet. Anonymt. Lame. I know.Behindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.comBlogger69125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-83705117612989782742012-04-16T06:39:00.000-07:002012-04-16T06:39:54.952-07:00sugar oh honey honey<div style="font: 12.0px Helvetica; margin: 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px 0.0px;"><img alt="558552_3674709230114_1346433480_3424959_2117228409_n.jpg" src="webkit-fake-url://C73AA1F7-5D8E-47D2-9012-01BCC180B8B1/558552_3674709230114_1346433480_3424959_2117228409_n.jpg" /><br />
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Jeg er på vej ind i en byge af lort, kan jeg mærke..<br />
Og jeg har virkelig brug for at være sammen med nanna en hel weekend. Og jeg har brug for noget forandringBehindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-14688710816518248462012-04-09T16:08:00.000-07:002012-04-09T16:08:41.309-07:00HEY AMIGO! YOU GOT SOME FUCKING PIZZA?<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">na zdraví</span>Behindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-5661396109966460402012-01-24T01:10:00.000-08:002012-01-24T01:10:55.860-08:00Minisaga - skoleopgave<i>I feel everything they do. </i><br />
<i>When they shove that thing in my mouth, when they tighten the straps just enough for me to feel my fingers darken, </i><br />
<i>when they send the excruciating vibrations through my head and down my body.</i><br />
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Jeg tager med mine veninder ind på en fancy natklub, hvor alle de rige hænger ud efter en lang dag på arbejdet. Jeg sidder i min flotte nye sølv glimmerkjole, hvor den ene skulder er bar, og som næsten er kort nok til at kunne se min livmoder. Efter en hel del dobbelt op tequila sunrise, og jeg kan mærke at jeg bliver sådan rigtig glad og modig og fuldeliderlig, så jeg går hen og sætter mig ved en gruppe 50+ fyre i jakkesæt, med grå striber i håret, på den der autoritære måde. Jeg sidder og er snalret, og har sikkert efterhånden vist mine kønsdele til halvdelen af baren.<br />
,,<i>Hey frække fyr. Kommer du tit her?</i>" Jeg forsøger at være sjov og kæk og fyldt med selvironi, fordi at jeg godt er udmærket klar over hvor lame den sætning lyder. Men i stedet for det, kommer det bare frem som om jeg er Lone fra havnen, der bare gerne vil knalde. Manden jeg sagde det til, kigger bare lettere disgustet ud af øjenkrogen, og snakker videre med de andre i selskabet, i mens jeg bare sidder og føler mig pludselig fed, og overvejer om åndssvage pick-up lines kun virker på liderlige 17-årige gymnasieelever.<br />
Jeg beslutter at det ikke er det værd, og jeg går ud og danser til Rihanna med mine veninder. Men hele tiden har jeg et halvt øje på manden der ignorerede mig, for den der måde han åbenlyst var ligeglad med mig, er ret dragende.<br />
Senere på aften, da jeg sidder udenfor og holder min venindes hår i mens hun knækker sig på dørmandens sko, kommer manden ud og bukker sig ned til mig, i mens han konstant kigger rundt, for at se hvem der er i nærheden.<br />
,,<i>Giv mig dit nummer.</i>" Det er ikke et spørgsmål, og han kigger mig ikke engang i øjnene, da han siger det. Jeg føler mig tvunget til at give ham det, og så snart han har fået det i hånden, er han væk. Jeg sidder lidt i mine egne tanker, og undrer mig over hvad fanden der lige skete, indtil jeg bliver rystet ud af mit hoved, af dørmanden der beder os skride af helvede til.<br />
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De næste par dage tænker jeg ikke videre over det, indtil jeg får et en besked: <i>Kom til Hotel Royal imorgen, kl. 23.30, værelse 601. Du skal have en pelsfrakke, og en hvid perlekæde på, og ikke andet. </i><br />
Jeg sidder og overvejer om jeg skal lade være, bare fordi at han jo godt kunne vise sig at være Patrick Bateman, og det ville jeg måske ikke have det rart med. Jeg beslutter mig for at fortælle en veninde hvor jeg er, hvis jeg nu ender i en gyser, for jeg ikke kan ikke lade være med at tage afsted, for den måde at der ikke er noget der er et spørgsmål, jeg SKAL bare gøre det.<br />
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Næste dag, går jeg mig klar ved at lægge Brigitte Bardot eyeliner, tage min mormors perler på, min leopardpels og de der vildt høje, sorte sko med sløjfen på. I sidste øjeblik er jeg ved at bakke ud, for det er da for sindssygt det her, men nej, jeg SKAL.<br />
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Da han åbner døren, står jeg med mit bedste forførende ansigt. Han kigger op og ned af mig, og går så hen er tager noget whiskey. Jeg står i døren og venter på at han inviterer mig ind, men da det ikke sker, går jeg bare ind. <br />
,,<i>Her." </i>Han rækker mig et glas med whiskey. Jeg kigger bare ned i glasset og tænker, at hvis der er ikke er kaffe og flødeskum, kan jeg jo ikke finde ud af at drikke det. Han kigger ventende på mig, og jeg føler mig tvunget til at drikke det. Det brænder i halsen, men det er okay, for endelig får han et tilfredsstillet ansigtsudtryk i stedet for det ligeglade, jeg kun har set ham have. Jeg sidder lidt, indtil han kommer hen og kysser mig, så voldsomt at jeg smager lidt blod i munden. Han beder mig tage pelsen af, og jeg adlyder. Han skubber mig op af væggen, og rører mig alle steder muligt, og det hele føles godt. Han løfter mig op, og bærer mig over til en kæmpe stor seng, hvor han kaster mig ned. Jeg ligger og venter på hans næste bevægelse, men i stedet efterlader han mig der, og går hen og ringer. Igen føler jeg mig meget lille og ubetydelig, og det gør mig glad.<br />
Alt i mit hoved snurrer, og jeg føler rusen skyde gennem alle mine årer, da han lægger på, og går hen til mig.<br />
,,<i>Læg dig på ryggen." </i>Han giver mig håndjern på, og sætter dem fast til senge gærdet. Jeg føler mig heldig og speciel, da han begynder at røre mine ankler, og lidt efter fortsætter længere op. Han kysser mig, og jeg lukker øjnene og nyder det.<br />
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FORTSÆTTESBehindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-62830463017522056772012-01-01T18:10:00.000-08:002012-01-01T18:10:16.680-08:00<blockquote class="tr_bq"><span style="background-color: white; color: #333333; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;"><b>"for fanden venner..... det er da helt utroligt som ådalere bare skal kneppe på kryds og tværs. lidt klamt... men altså. fri kærlighed, eller hvad man nu siger"</b></span></blockquote> - Anonymous<br />
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- GBBehindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-85456857190711270012011-10-17T13:38:00.000-07:002011-10-17T13:38:56.156-07:00The cre-e-ee-epsLige nu chiller jeg på den spanske, afrikanske, whatever ø. Det er pisse lækkert og der er fucking varmt døgnet rundt. <br />
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Nå, men der er også fyldt med lækre og imødekommende hunks hernede. Nu maler jeg lige et billede for jer, med noget der skete idag med en mand der lignede ham her en del:<br />
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Jeg kommer gående sammen med min 9 årige lillebror, da det her fine piece of ass stopper mig op uden for hans kiosk, og spørger hvor jeg kommer fra.<br />
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Mig: "Uhm. Hey.. I'm from Denmark"<br />
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FrækFyr42: "Oh! Your danissss! What are you doing here??"<br />
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Mig: "Just.. You know... On vacation."<br />
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FrækFyr42: "So what do you do? Go out with your friends?"<br />
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(<i>Jeg smiler bare nervøst</i>)<br />
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FrækFyr42: "Your boyfriend??"<br />
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(<i>Ja, helt sikkert der. Jeg er her med min kæreste. Se forresten lige det her 9-årige barn jeg fandt på gaden. Ligner han ikke mig???</i>)<br />
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Mig: "No, no. I'm just here with my family."<br />
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FrækFyr42: "So you just go out for a drink at night yourself?"<br />
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(<i>Øh, nej. Jeg går sgu da på druk med mine forældre...</i>)<br />
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Mig: "Uhm.. Ehe.. So.."<br />
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FrækFyr42: "You want to go for a drink with me? Tonight?? .. You can go-"<br />
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(<i>Beslutter han så lige for mig.</i>)<br />
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FrækFyr42: "- You're 18."<br />
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Mig: "No, actually, I'm 17. So.. Uhm.. You know.. Sorry!"<br />
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Frækfyr42: "17?? Oh.. Well. That's okay! You can still go for a drink."<br />
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(<i>Ih, tak skal du have. Tror du ikke at havde løjet om min alder, hvis jeg ville med dig??</i>)<br />
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Mig: "I really have to go now."<br />
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FrækFyr42: "Oh no.. You are not interested at all?"<br />
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(<i>Jeg går.</i>)<br />
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Sådan har der været mange lækre fyre der har forsøgt at indfange mig, men desværre, jeg er en fri fugl.<br />
(<i>Helt sikkert. Wow. Kæmpe joke</i>)<br />
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Later, Bitches...<br />
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Jeg er på vej ind i en byge af lort, kan jeg mærke..<br />
Og jeg har virkelig brug for at være sammen med nanna en hel weekend. Og jeg har brug for noget forandring. For fuck, jeg har brug for at lægge i ske med en eller anden. jeg er fucking ligeglad med hvem det er, det skal bare være nu.<br />
Jeg har virkelig brug for at gå på ådaeln og ikke på fuckibng lorte gym.<br />
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Jeg har også lidt brug for Esther, tror jeg. For det er som om at jeg savner hende, og det er dumt for jeg var sammen med hende i fredags.<br />
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<div style="text-align: right;">Hvad fanden er det meningen jeg skal gøre nu???</div><div style="text-align: right;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: right;">GB</div>Behindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-89226227526943908572011-09-14T09:32:00.000-07:002011-09-14T09:32:18.161-07:00ugh<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrf7hhfJFx1qkkpn7o1_500.gif" /></div><div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br />
</div><div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;">Det er lidt som om at jeg ikke magter det her lorte gym noget mere......... </div><div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;">Jeg føler mig virkelig ikke tilpas, og jeg vil egentlig meget hellere være på ådalen :-(</div><div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;">Fuck </div><div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;">GB</div>Behindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-77526176934408717232011-09-10T05:05:00.001-07:002011-09-10T05:05:27.178-07:00En af mine venner har lige fået tungepiercing. Og han har i forvejen i nipple og stretches. Det er for vildt.<br />
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GBBehindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-83453107725731429342011-07-15T05:22:00.001-07:002011-07-15T05:22:50.783-07:00MSN mand, I love you<div style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><b>Det kan da være fint nok med rosenblade strøet over sengen, levende lys, Sade på stereoanlægget, flere timers optakt med frække sms’er og alt sådan noget. Men nogle gange er det også fedt bare at tage tøjet af og knalde.</b></div><div style="color: #333333; font-family: Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><b> </b>GB</div>Behindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-32543588305073552682011-07-14T06:34:00.001-07:002011-07-14T06:34:37.979-07:00Kan I ikke bare lukke røven? Fucking cunts.<br />
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GBBehindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-22865707959222919682011-07-12T19:11:00.001-07:002011-07-12T19:11:57.762-07:00Taber.Jeg har ikke brækket mig i, sådan, 3 år eller sådan noget.<br />
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GBBehindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-52677052905380345262011-07-10T18:18:00.001-07:002011-07-10T18:20:20.452-07:00<div style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo4per8mAz1qm7cvqo1_400.jpg" /> <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo4per8mAz1qm7cvqo1_400.jpg" /> <img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo4per8mAz1qm7cvqo1_400.jpg" /></div><div style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;">GB </div>Behindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-55344374376747524382011-07-10T14:28:00.000-07:002011-07-10T14:28:26.025-07:00Ems.Så siger vi lige tak til en skøn en, der reddede mig igår. Var så tæt på at gribe en vodka flaske og holde fest for mig selv, på mit værelse. Men i stedet blev det en dejlig, skins-agtig aften, indtil jeg bad dem skride fordi at jeg var ved at falde i søvn, men slutever! Det sker ikke næste gang.<br />
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<b>En eller anden skal komme og hive mig til fest, så jeg har en undskyldning for at være fuld.</b>Behindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-13350565702868468292011-07-09T04:51:00.000-07:002011-07-09T04:51:00.745-07:00THE VICE GUIDE TO EATING PUSSY<div style="clear: right; color: #444444; float: right; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em; margin-top: 0px !important; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2aj71yBw31qzajtco1_400.gif" /></div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px !important; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">A dry pussy is an unhappy pussy. If your fingers graze a dry bush, go back to the kissing and hugging for awhile. Just make sure you actually dip your finger between the lips. Sometimes moisture gets trapped between the labia and a little fingerial coaxing is all that’s needed to get the honey dripping. </div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Once you’re sure the beaver is wet, give it a few light, teasing strokes with your finger. There’s nothing worse than rushing into this, so make sure she’s really begging for it before you get under the covers.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Extra tip: Be like Prince and bring up a wet finger that both of you can share like a 1950s milkshake with two straws.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Important: Don’t play your trump card too soon by putting your fingers all the way inside. This can detract from the upcoming penetration and kill the tease factor. Try to remember that 78% of a woman’s pleasure is about yearning. Poking it in too soon is sure to put out the fire.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">SUBMARINE MISSION FOR YOU, BABY</strong></div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"> </strong>Once she’s lathered up, it’s time to go down. Get your fingers out of there and don’t touch anything for a bit. Let your lap do a bit of grinding and get some last-minute necking in like you’re going away on vacation. </div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Though it’s very tempting on your way down to pull the blankets over your head like the little mole-man that you are, this is a very bad idea. It gets super hot down there and whipping the duvet off your head and gasping for air ten seconds before she comes is pretty much going to kill the mood. </div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Start by kissing her boobs and stomach and slowly working your way down. Don’t get carried away with those stupid tits, though. That’s something you should have taken care of before the pants even came off. Right now it’s all about the stomach and inner thighs. A little bit of gentle biting is good, but a sure winner is to start at the knee and move towards the muff in a slow, shark-like swoop. Nibble your way right up to the edge of her cunt, then skip across it and head for the other knee. Repeat. Doing this a few times will get her really hot and save you a lot of pussy-eating time in the long run. When you’re just about ready to do the deed, start practicing on that weird crevice next to the lips. Don’t spend too long there or she might start to think that you think that’s the actual cunt.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">By now she should be dying for you to make your move. If you’re doing it right, she’ll be moaning and trying to force your head between her legs. Stretch this phase out until she looks like she’s been holding her breath for three days.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Extra trick: Hover over the bush for about five seconds before the first lick. If you wait longer than that, she might think you’re having second thoughts because it smells bad. Of course, we all knows that motherfucker smells sweeter than a bowl of steamin’ crawdaddies.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Important: Never bite the cunt in any way whatsoever. If this needs more explaining you should probably just stick to jerking off.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">PARTING THE RED SEAS</strong></div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Isolate your playing field. Pubic hairs are to eating pussy what cavities are to dental hygiene. You’re never going to be able to identify all the parts if she looks like that PIL album That What is Not. One hot trick is to get her to spread her lips apart so her pussy is all set up for you like a great big buffet.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">THE GRAND ENTRANCE</strong></div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Do your first lick super slow. It’s good to groan and moan too. It shows you’re digging it while sending microscopic audiophonic vibrations right up her snapper. Start just above the anus and take it all the way to the fur. Do about a dozen of these “St. Bernard licks” before moving on (take it really slow, like four seconds per lick). This is a good time to figure out what kind of clit she has. If it’s real sensitive she’ll probably convulse as you pass over it and that means you’re probably in for an easy ride. If there’s no reaction when you graze over her clit, she probably has one of those nerveless little pea clits and you’re in for a thirty-minute session of tongue-tendinitis.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">ROCK THE BOAT</strong></div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Eating pussy is so gentle it can make you feel like a bit of a fag. If you’re getting tired of being ballerina boy, take it out on the clit. Figure out how much abuse it can take without making her uncomfortable and show the little bastard who’s boss.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">After all, Mr. Elusive is precisely what makes muff diving so difficult. He’s surrounded by labia and, even after you find him, all the pressure can pop him over to the side. All of a sudden you’re giving the pee hole the seeing to of its life. Think of the clit like a tumor in a pile of ear lobes. When you push down on the area he’s the only one that can’t be squished. Once one of your tongue troopers finds him, call for reinforcements. Use your lips to get hers out of the way and focus all your attention into getting him alone. Once you find him, give him a bit of a hard time for trying to hide from you. Frisk him and give him a couple of whacks across the head. More on this punk and his bad attitude later. </div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Extra important tip: The best way to stimulate the clit is to run your entire tongue over it after you isolate it from the lips. The man in the boat should feel the texture of the entire tongue pushing down on his body and his boat.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">IDENTIFYING THE CLIT TYPE</strong></div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">After the slow licks it’s time to get this party started. There are essentially two types of clitori. Ones that enjoy a serious going over and ones that don’t. The latter suck about as much as a one-inch penis and you should dump her right away.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Extra tip: Clits come in all shapes, sizes and sensitivities, but that doesn’t really tell you much. All of them want to be treated slow and soft at the beginning but the only way to tell if you can go fast at the end is by reading her reactions. This is impossible to teach but just do the best you can. All we can tell you is convulsing means take it ease and “Oh my God” means bring it on.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">CLITS THAT NEED A SERIOUS GOING OVER</strong></div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">These are the most fun because you can be creative. Pretend your tongue is the bad cop and the clit is the guy who killed your partner. Separate him from his buddies (the lips) and suck him right up into your mouth. Now he’s on your turf. Keep him erect by creating an air-tight vacuum chamber in your mouth. Slap the little bugger upside the head with one big tongue bonk. He’s not going to tell you shit because he’s a clit and he has no idea what you’re talking about, but kick his ass anyway. After a few teasers and swirling circles, rat-a-tat-tat him senseless like a boxer whacking a speed bag. If she starts freaking out like it’s too much, ease up on the interrogation and go back to the St. Bernard licks. The vacuum is a great way to bring her to orgasm, but it’s a bit much sometimes, so mix things up with some circles around the clit and some tongue fucking. </div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">As you’re closing in for the kill, go back to the vacuum and give the suspect a relentless head smacking. Up-and-downies are usually the most effective, but your tongue will get less tired if you throw in a few side-to-sides. When you feel the inner thighs start to shake, this is it. Be repetitive. Do NOT be creative. You’re almost home and this is not the time to start changing tactics.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Extra tip: To keep the rhythm going, try repeating a chant in your head that goes with the movement of your tongue like a Mic Mac Indian (hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya, hi-yi-yi-ya). Any inconsistent action may throw her off, killing the mood or at least setting you back a few minutes, which is bad for morale.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Important: Keep going several seconds after her orgasm. Remember, it isn’t over until the hands come down from above and lay you off. If she’s multi-orgasmic you’ll have to keep going until you’ve done the whole routine another four or five times. If you’re not sure what to do, just keep giving her shit until the magic hands come down to pull you off.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><strong style="margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">THE CONCLUSION</strong></div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">Once you’re done (totally finished) she’s going to want you out of there pronto because the whole area is sensitive. Instead of leaving, stick out your tongue and lay it down on her like a thick, soggy carpet. Make sure you don’t move it or anything because that can actually hurt her. Just let it sit there for about thirty seconds. Then come up and wipe your face like a pirate. You now have a good minute to get the condom on and take her from the quarters of Prince Muhammad Muhammad Saddat to the cockpit of an F-15.</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">GB</div>Behindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-21667751949461339042011-07-09T04:31:00.000-07:002011-07-09T04:31:33.657-07:00Okay...<br />
Klokken er 01:48 om natten..... Jeg føler at jeg vil høre Cannibal hele natten og ikke være søvnig, og brænde hjerneceller af og ikke gi' en fuck.<br />
Jeg har allermest lyst til at være 6 år igen.<br />
<b>"This is the real thing, you get no second chance."</b><br />
Når jeg lukker mine øjne, vibrerer min hjerne. Det er ikke rart.<br />
<b>ÅH!</b><br />
Fuck you all. Jeg er hjernedød.<br />
Later, bitches!<br />
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GBBehindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7159494522806260566.post-68154574435337243552011-07-09T03:42:00.001-07:002011-07-09T03:42:13.746-07:00<div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px !important; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">holy shit</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">life is blowing me right now</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">and she swallows</div><div style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><br />
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Anyone who find this gross: kinda sorry, kinda don't care.Behindblueeyeshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07817058712162951658noreply@blogger.com0